Who you should invite

To really make this party authentic here are the people you should invite:

• 198 white people, divided amongst themselves by protestant and catholics
• 1 Asian man
• 1 Black man

If you invite this ratio of people you're going to have the most authentic Northern Ireland St. Paddy's day party you could ever wish for.

Guest of Honor

If at all possible get U2 to come and sing about the violent period of your party.

Fun Party Game!

Separate your party guests into two halfs... and just to make it easier, split them up by religion. All the Protestants go to one side of the house, all the Catholics go to the other side of the house.

Now, give the Protestants all of the food and all of the drink for the party. They have to divvy it up amongst themselves and hand out only what they want to give to the Catholics. See how much you can keep in your possession without starting a massive revolt!

Catholics, it's your job to keep things interesting. But ultimately the one thing you can't have is the Protestants running the party like the bunch of pigs that they are. So show them what's up. Take any means necessary to make sure that the party is given back to you. You were the one's who started the party! So shouldn't this party belong to you!

This should go on until an agreement can be made that all the bickering and pride be handled by way of voting and terrorism.

Supply the guest with staples from Northern Ireland

The key to any great party is that you appropriately stock everything you might need to give your guests a great and authentic time at the party. That's why you need to make sure you have a steady supply of these authentic Northern Ireland staples:

1. Blood Sausage - A great delicacy that will have your guests thinking of the Island.
2. Guinness - Standard fare at any St. Patricks Day party, let them enjoy themselves!
3. A lot of guns - Make sure everyone at the party has access to at least one, if not two guns in order to provoke their enemies and/or defend their religious point of view.

With all these, you're going to have a McAwesome Party!

Fun Tip: Get regular sausage cooking and wait for the blood until after you release the guns.